Supermarket sushi test

from Meatphone by Automatic Meat Recovery

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If it's raw fish you seek early in the week things may look bleak but do not despair!
What's for dinner? What's for lunch? If still good, why not save a dime and follow a hunch?
We like science! We like math! Use the scientific method to deduce the projected path!
If you seek a treat come on down, don't fuck around.
If in doubt let's put it to the test!

Experimental subject [ REDACTED ] given 2500mg slimy sushi.
Subject reported stomach cramps and anal bleeding.

Experimental subject [ REDACTED ] taken to Chinese buffet and provided an all-you-can-eat scenario.
Subject did not survive the procedure.

Control subject [ REDACTED ] provided several varieties discount sushi.
Subject reported [ REDACTED ], then [ REDACTED ], then vomited profusely and subsequently perished.

MEAT MARKDOWN
FISH MARKDOWN
ABORT THE TEST

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from Meatphone, released August 31, 2014

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