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Meatphone 01:22
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Dial in this number and you're in for a surprise Meat injection to the brain, dripping from nose and eyes 1-800-M-E-A-T -- RIGHT NOW If you grab that receiver, you'll get blasted in the ear with ground up cow Don't touch that phone Don't pick up that phone Don't touch that phone Don't pick up that fucking phone "You gotta be fuckin' kiddin me, motherfucker. So I'm callin' AAA, right? Alright, so maybe I shouldn'ta been drivin' ... but all the same some fucking slimy shit comes sprayin' outta my phone. Swear to god, it's fucking ground beef. What the fuck, motherfucker? Next thing you know, tow truck pulls up, dude's tellin' me 'bout his job and shit ... he's like, 'well, a job's a fuckin' job'. And next thing you fuckin' know, motherfucker? Dumps a fuckin' dead cow on my truck. Swear to fuckin' god, motherfucker. Shit like this usually doesn't happen till Wednesday."
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Vomit inefficiency 01:54
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Puke your guts out Never before such a trial Because when your gag mechanism craps out? GASTRIC DENIAL Stuck in digestive limbo Wish you were spewing You've got a major problem when you barely swallow what you're chewing Taste of bile in your mouth Real soon you've got to ralph Should have left that can of meat on the shelf Potted meat, potted meat Punish your stupid self Eat that shit all day all night and every goddamn second of your life Potted meat Potted treat This is what we all shall eat
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Twenty-one stroller pileup 00:46
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Twenty-one stroller pileup ========================== Twenty one strollers about to get steam-rollered It's a total disaster -- these babies will be plastered The rules of the road give way to catastrophe overload
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Bud Lights on the lake 01:53
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Bud Lights on the lake ====================== Eighties coke boat docked on Erie Fucked up steering makes me leery Guzzles gas, pain in my ass Blasting past the breakwall Thirty rack of Bud Light in my kickass cooler, motherfucker Twenty footer don't run so tight so I drown my troubles in Bud Light What's worse, there's no reverse Chicks to impress, so much stress The babes on board calling me Skipper When a lady needs a beer, Cap'n shall equip her! Sun 'tis brutal but refreshment? I have oodles Throwing the anchor as the stars come out Cracking some brews 'tis what we're about Cuddy sleeps two ( but fucks four ) Just me and these babes in the fading light with our 6 pack of Bud Light Don't wanna go back to town tonight, just wanna freeze tonight "Hey Woodooman, can you get us some more beers please?" "Sure babe, no prob ... uh, fuck, motherfucker." "What's wrong?" "Uhmm ... sorta like ... y'know ... outta Bud Light ... motherfucker ..." "Are you fucking kidding me?" "Well there's like one more ... but none for you guys ..." "What the fuck? We're out of here." "Wait! I mean, like ... I could let you girls split the other half?" NEXT TIME BRING MORE BUD LIGHT, MOTHERFUCKER!
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Supermarket sushi test 01:34
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If it's raw fish you seek early in the week things may look bleak but do not despair! What's for dinner? What's for lunch? If still good, why not save a dime and follow a hunch? We like science! We like math! Use the scientific method to deduce the projected path! If you seek a treat come on down, don't fuck around. If in doubt let's put it to the test! Experimental subject [ REDACTED ] given 2500mg slimy sushi. Subject reported stomach cramps and anal bleeding. Experimental subject [ REDACTED ] taken to Chinese buffet and provided an all-you-can-eat scenario. Subject did not survive the procedure. Control subject [ REDACTED ] provided several varieties discount sushi. Subject reported [ REDACTED ], then [ REDACTED ], then vomited profusely and subsequently perished. MEAT MARKDOWN FISH MARKDOWN ABORT THE TEST
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¡Estoy poopiendo! 01:17
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Mighty Taco, Little Caesars All this crazy shit I'm eating Chinese buffet all the way Burger King all goddamn day Stomach bloating Will eroding Have to shit Taco Bell, Pizza Hut Wreaking havoc on my gut Indian buffet all the way Mickey D's all goddamn day Asshole bursting Cannot hold Have to shit
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Chudbutcher 11:05
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"Some bird took a gigantic shit ... on the windshield."

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released August 31, 2014

neil - vocals
j - music

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